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Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.
Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009
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Dusty Bob

Dusting powdered sugar on the butthole before you eat it.
"I'll admit, at first I was hesitant.. but then when I tried the Dusty Bob it completely changed my outlook on life."
by Teh Brofessor April 21, 2017
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