Teflon Johnny's definitions

pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014

peependicular

When all of your close friends think alike.

You would think we'd have a hard time picking a movie, but no. We're peependicular.

by Teflon Johnny April 19, 2014

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019