Definitions by Teflon Johnny

Twitter Twain 

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

Twitter Twain by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

peependicular 

When all of your close friends think alike.

You would think we'd have a hard time picking a movie, but no. We're peependicular.

peependicular by Teflon Johnny April 19, 2014

pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

pigskin solstice by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014