Teekums's definitions

shwampied

When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

by Teekums October 19, 2020

Dingy

What you call a woman who is trying to snag a husband so that she can let herself go. Similar to when you pull a ring to inflate a floating rubber dingy/life boat, your bride gains weight rapidly once you put a ring on it.

Tom: “Hey that girl looks pretty hot.”
Art: “Fuck that, that girl is a dingy for sure!”

by Teekums November 20, 2020