ted was right

The unabomber was correct with everything he did and said
Oh honey our new electric banna peeler just got here in the mail its in a weird packa-(BOOM) in conclusion ted was right
by Ted kazzy January 15, 2022
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squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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