wankend

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.

Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.

by Ted Bailey July 08, 2009

Scorpioning

Doing the Crab while someone performs oral sex on you.

My girlfriend tried Scorpioning with me and it just doesn't work as well as when I do it to her.

by Ted Bailey December 06, 2014