Definitions by Techno Joker

Petrols 

Men's Breasts (really flab)

He's got petrols, he should go to the gym.

Petrols by Techno Joker May 31, 2003

wank-biscuit 

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"

You wank-biscuit, give me that back

wank-biscuit by Techno Joker May 31, 2003