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No show no speak

A quote meaning: “If you don’t want people to talk about something, then don’t show it off. Or in more technical terms, don’t have it easily visible at all.”

The quote teaches the lesson that unfortunately most people use visible first impressions to determine a person’s entire character. So only show off things you know will either go down well, or at the very least you can back up when criticism is thrown your way.
Person A: “Dude I keep getting picked on for apparently being a furry cause I have Sonic The Hedgehog as my profile picture

Person B: “Well, sorry bro, but unfortunately No show no speak, that’s just the way it is.”
by Teamorson July 20, 2025
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Cuteiful

A combination of “cute” and “beautiful”, used as a very sincere compliment.

It’s spelt “Cuteiful” not “Cutiful” because “Cutiful” looks worse and could be misinterpreted as “Cut-iful” (“cut” as in a papercut)
“She’s so cuteiful”
by Teamorson June 3, 2025
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Meowgger/Meowgga

The N word but for cats, with both the Hard R and Soft A
“I fucking hate Meowggers”

“Bro that kitty is my Meowgga!”

(Meowgger/Meowgga)
by Teamorson March 5, 2025
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Bregnant

A combination of “Boy” and “Pregnant

When two guys have Gex and one of them gets Pregnant
David is Bregnant with Callum’s Baby
by Teamorson June 9, 2024
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Meowgger / Meowgga

A slur for cats similar to the N Word.

Just like the N Word there is the Hard R and the Soft A: the Hard R being used for hatred towards felines, and the Soft A being used in slang and hip hop music.

Meowgger/Meowgga has nothing to do with the cat’s breed or fur colour.
Person A: “I hate Puss In Boots bro, he’s a fucking meowgger”

Person B: “Yo chill out bro that’s my meowgga right there

(Meowgger / Meowgga)
by Teamorson June 18, 2025
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Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
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Dustbag

A slur used towards old grannies for comedic purposes. Similar to the slur “Clanker” used towards robots for comedic reasons.

The word itself “Dustbag” implies that the old lady in question is so old she has dust under her baggy sagging wrinkly skin.
Queen Elizabeth my favourite dustbag”
by Teamorson August 27, 2025
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