Definitions by Team JPD

RIT

(n) synonym for unprotected sex, glad you got in, sorry you came!

RIT sucks!

RIT by Team JPD March 27, 2003

gash masher 

1. (n) a man's penis
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.

1. I'm gonna whap that girl in the face with my gash masher.
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"

gash masher by Team JPD March 26, 2003

deep dicking 

1.(v) The act of thrusting ones phalic member (or "Dick") into the wet, hot gash of a female.
2.(v) What all (attractive) women need.

1. Damn Paul, when you gonna give that chick some deep dicking?
2. Chicks don't need roses, they just need deep dicking!

deep dicking by Team JPD March 26, 2003

pink eye 

(n). the vagina; the gash; the slit; the clam "in some cases the bearded clam"; cooter; the happy hole; etc

So I was a little fucked up but I was workin' this chick over and I lapsed outta consciousness and when I came to I was getting stared down by her pink eye!

pink eye by Team JPD March 26, 2003

pederass 

(n) sick fuck who gets off on little children

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass.
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

pederass by Team JPD March 26, 2003

chinese sky candy 

(n). Fireworks

Hey any of you guys know where I can score some chinese sky candy?

chinese sky candy by Team JPD March 26, 2003