goatse.ru

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020

goddamn

i know you did this.
you searched this to see 'get the goddamn mug for your friend riley'.

get a goddamn mug for your dog jake. get a neck gaiter too.

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 12, 2020

Running on empty

When you have no juice left to cum

Boyfriend : ahhhh im running on empty here
Girlfriend: just asecond, im about to cum!

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan September 09, 2020

Word

you looked this up to see 'get the word neck gaiter and mug'. also look at the word on the mug.

"get the word neck gaiter and mug."

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan September 22, 2020

N-word pass

if you have one, you can say the n word once.

if you put a like on this, you get an n-word pass.

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan January 20, 2021

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon. really bro

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020