December 10

This day is the national day of short people trying to roast the tall people.

Tall Person: Is mini golf just called golf for people of your height?
Short person: no, ummm how’s the weather up there?
Tall person: is that the best roast you could think of? Oh I forgot it’s December 10th, it’s ok at least you tried your best.

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019

December 27

Super short people were born on this day.

Have you got a short friend?

Yes, than they were born on this day.

Absolutely the shortest person ever.

Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.

Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.

Apologies is when they ask you too many times.

Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day

Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019

4’ 11”

If you are older than like 9 and you very short

Guy: are you 9
Girl: no
Guy: you’re around that height
Girl: I’m only 4’ 11” I’m almost 5 foot
Guy: I was your height in 4th grade

by Tallmanjake November 22, 2019

Tall

When you are above average height. And because you’re so tall you probably skinny.

Short person: you’re so weak
Tall person: maybe so but at least I can reach the top shelf
Short person: I can reach the top shelf
Tall person: With a latter you can

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019