by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022
Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.
by Tall Dude 1981 May 07, 2018
An extremely old man trapped in a middle aged man's body. Known to be out of breathe often to make noises whenever he stands up. Not to be confused for laziness. One who wishes he could be more active with his kids.
by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022
by Tall Dude 1981 June 09, 2015
The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020