Definitions by Tall Dude 1981

Urb dic

Term used to describe a guys dick after he's been kicked in the crotch Hy a horse or oarge animal.

Ouch he got an urb dick now.

Urb dic by Tall Dude 1981 November 12, 2020

Ass cracker 

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

Ass cracker by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Ass cracker 

One who takes a womans anal virginity.

Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.

Ass cracker by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

samantha nelson 

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.

Samantha Nelson is simply amazing and beautiful.

samantha nelson by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018

Heath 

Proper noun refering to an oversized penis.

Omg! Your not putting that Heath inside me. What kind of a slut do you think I am?

Heath by Tall Dude 1981 June 9, 2015