Tall Dude 1981's definitions

Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Urb dic

Term used to describe a guys dick after he's been kicked in the crotch Hy a horse or oarge animal.

Ouch he got an urb dick now.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 12, 2020

Badassery

The act of being a complete badass all the time.

That was some serious badassery.

by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022

samantha nelson

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.

Samantha Nelson is simply amazing and beautiful.

by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018

Three-Che

Follows Tou-Che or however it spelled.

See what I mean. Tou-Che. And Three-Che.

by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022