pant biscuit

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.
*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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enhappify

1: To enhance one's happiness.
2: To exponentially increase one's mood in a velocitous manner.
3: The state of being that males reach immediately after viewing a pair of attractive female breasts, regardless of the males' previous mood.

Enhappified:
4: The state of being, either concurrent or remembered, that is validized through the retelling of the event that caused said state to occur.
1: James: "I am a jerk today. I hate everything."
Jessica: "I present to you some breasts. Please, enhappify yourself.
James: "I am now enhappified."

2: James: "Yesterday, Jessica revealed to me her Breasts of Magnificence, and I was thusly enhappified."
George: "I now loathe your every internal organ."
James: "I emplore you to deny indulging in such feelings."

3: George: "This morning, I was so priveleged as to have been summarily exposed to Jessica's most succulent of mammary glands, and my feelings of hatred towards your inner workings has been thusly squelched.
James: "Were you vastly enhappified through your experience?"
George: "I was enhappified to a state beyond any previously perceived plateau, my heterosexual male companion. Beyond any previously perceived plateau."
by Tak A Lah March 18, 2006
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Overinsultedisis

One who has become complacent in his constant state of mockery and has henceforth become immune to it. The cure: more insults
Jeez, I just called that guy a buttdumpling and he just shrugged it off! Oh him? He's got OverinsultediTis.
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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assrammer

One who rams asses. Figure it out for yourself.
Dude, did you see Chris the other day? Yeah, he's become a real assrammer.
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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Ass Pounder

1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.
2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.
1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!
2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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2g1f

An abbreviation of the even-more-vile lesbian vomit and scatfest video, Two Girls, One Finger. It makes 2g1c look like Thomas the Tank Engine by comparison.

Only look it up if you feel that you've lived a good, long life.
Hey, did you check that link to 2g1f?

Sure did. Gouged my eyes out afterwards. Like my matching eyepatches?
by Tak A Lah February 12, 2008
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sheep herder

1. One who makes a legitimate living by herding sheep; a sheppherder.
2. One who gets his jollies from and with sheep; a sheeprammer.
1. Jeez-a-peetz, look at that guy herd his sheep!
2. Holy hell, that guy's a sheep herder!
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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