Definitions by Tahnkredo

ASAF 

"As soon as fuck", came into existence during SARS-CoV-2's global pandemic.
Appeared in response to "ASAP : as soon as possible", people couldn't meet each other and move to another place for months. So the things couldn't be ASAP as long as life wouldn't be collective : ASAF means "when life brings back to normal".

AGNÈS : I'm gonna marry you as soon as possible !
DORANTE : But you're still locked in your suit, and you have to marry Arnolphe, your father.
AGNÈS : I love you and we gonna marry, ASAF !

ASAF by Tahnkredo April 3, 2021