jelly bracelets

I didnt even know the meaning of them or that they meant anything to do with sex. my girlfriend gave me a black one and a orange one and told me to wear them i didnt think much of it and put it on. then after reading this i know how she meant it as in the sex way. i find it kinda funny people think by tearing it off your going to get what it "means" she tore my black one off and...

my girl *snap* haha theres your black one you owe me something
me: " what's it mean"
my girl: " sex"
me: haha
~ i will add i didn't have sex with her people need to chill out and take a joke its not like teens aren't hearing about sex or anything any other way look whats on tv now.. i mean come on lets kids be kids

by ty August 30, 2004

MFDC

Mt. Firebrand Deatheart Conglomerate

one of such conglomerates that partakes in or delegates the naming of important sea-faring vessels and is generally autocratic, though in the guise of a democracy.

by ty February 27, 2004

boof

well...this is going to sound kind of strange....ok so yes it does mean to have sex but the REAL definition is: the last stroke when you are about to go off a waterfall in a kayak. when done correctly it propels you past the recirculation at the bottom, but there is a risk of back-breakage

i got a nice boof line off salmon falls

by ty March 28, 2004

man handle

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard

check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta

by ty April 2, 2005

land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

by ty December 13, 2003

bring it around town

Definition: let's get this party goin'!

"hey joe"
"yeah bob?"
"i got da hook ups wit sum dank."
"Bring it around town!"

by Ty March 13, 2003

vilma

a short weird freak of a person, who picks her nose and smells funny!!

that chick is so vilma!!

by ty August 19, 2004