Definitions by TW Chissmoose

KABLOOM!!!!!

To orgasm. Specifically, to ejaculate.

Hey buddy.... why'd you order those dozen roses for your girlfriend? Are you hoping she'll let you kabloom on her face without getting upset?

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.