TRISTAN's definitions

Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

by Tristan March 20, 2005

omfg boom

omfg boom cannon boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!

by tristan February 15, 2004

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

frealz

for real

Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am

by Tristan August 29, 2003

town shit

meaning something is "of the town" , also another way of saying clownin, (originating in norcal) (but if u wanna get the best definition u should ask the master of town shit, kyan, himself)

hittin tha hookah bar in el cerrito, thats town shit. i ain't tryin to go to yur wack party.... ahh man thats town shit

by Tristan January 25, 2005

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

biolotician

A person engaged in the study of biology

Boofhead is a biolotician

by tristan October 25, 2004