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FUCK BASKETBALL
This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway
IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
FUCK BASKETBALL by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder
Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder (JCOD) is a disorder in people (usually white men. white women can be too) where they are obsessed with Japanese Culture. It can be a phase or chronic. Cases include:
Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.
Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.
Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.
Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.
Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.
Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.
Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.
Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.
Mild:
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.
Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)
Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.
Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)
Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder
Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
Kedzie
Kedzie is a kid that was named after a street in chicago where his dad didn’t pull out in time.
Kedzie is a kid that picks up a girl when you ask that girl out and she is thinking about it just to be a dick.
Kedzie is another annoying basketball lover who dresses up in athletic clothes all the time.
Kedzie probably has AIDS
Kedzie is a kid i want to call “Shorty”
Kedzie is a kid that picks up a girl when you ask that girl out and she is thinking about it just to be a dick.
Kedzie is another annoying basketball lover who dresses up in athletic clothes all the time.
Kedzie probably has AIDS
Kedzie is a kid i want to call “Shorty”
fuck you kedzie
Kedzie by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2024
Coleman
he needs to get a life
coleman needs to get a life
Coleman by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 23, 2024
lisa
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draft kings
draft kings by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2024