Open The Noor

Andrew if your reading this, open the noor isn't fucking funny
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 17, 2023
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assbleed

when you wipe your ass too much and the paper starts to get red.
Shit, i got an assbleed
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2022
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basketball

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.
Hobo 1: basketball is overrated

Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024
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Donovan

A dipshit who is a asshole to everyone in a school. He is a bad kid and he doesn’t follow teachers rules.
Yeah Donovan. Fuck you.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 19, 2023
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astrology

an excuse girls use to date guys on a specific birthday. in jeremiah 1:7 it says "I knew you before you were born" This means that god already knew their personality before they were born. Also, wheres the evidence?
Hobo 1: i like you. wanna go out with me?
Hobo 2: whens your birthday?
Hobo 1: June fiftee-
Hobo 2: EWWWWW YOUR A GEMINI GET AWAY FROM ME
Hobo 1: damn astrology sucks
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2024
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dad

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023
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