TOM's definitions

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003

WB13

is a youth organisation in germany which is trying to move the peolpe with the goal of beeing creative

making music is wb13-style

by tom January 14, 2004

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

by tom April 4, 2004

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

bugger

British slang.

<i>vb.</i> the act of committing sodomy
<i>n.</i> person who commits sodmoy (n.), ie. has anal intercourse.

It is generally used about an annoying person or situation.

Bugger off (get lost).
Stop buggering me.
My boss is a bugger and a half.
Oh bugger (something went wrong).

by Tom March 23, 2004

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004