off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010

Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

kill

1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

Don't kill the chocolate without my permission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

soft spot

a sentimental fondness or affection

He seems to have a soft spot for ferrets.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2009

knuckle-dusters

slang for brass knuckles

He hid a pair of knuckle-dusters .

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008

Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 05, 2011