Definitions by THE-HIGH-GROUND

Goggleate

When you miss a step on the stairs and have a tiny heart attack.

Ahh Ffs Sharon why did you stop on the stairs?!
Ohh! Greg I goggleated again, I hate it when that happens!

Goggleate by THE-HIGH-GROUND February 8, 2020

Murglefurf 

1) A silly person, idiot, or has a low IQ
2) someone who confuses certain things for other things.

Omg Frederick you're such a murglefurf!
Or
"Ffs sharron the milks in the cupboard again!"
"oh god I'm such a murglefurf!"

Murglefurf by THE-HIGH-GROUND February 2, 2020