whipped

A term men usually use when speaking to their friend who has a girlfriend when they don't. It was created completely out of jealousy because the friend who is being called "whipped" actually has a girlfriend who will get it on with him.

Dude is Thomas coming tonight?
Nah man he's with Julia... he's totally whipped

*girl standing next to them* You're just jealous you're not getting any ass

by THE ravenclaw July 23, 2013

Ultimate Hufflepuff

Google.

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.

by The Ravenclaw October 06, 2011