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Definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

C2's Granola Bar 

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.

C2's Granola Bar 

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!
c2 is a name for someone who steals granola bars. A c2 is often known to create fake friendships, only to then force their friend to give away granola bars.
Person 1: c2 stole my-
Person 2: Don't even start!
c2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)
Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.
See Two by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Granola Bar 

What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
Another way of spelling "C2". The infamous granola bar stealer.

(See: C2)
Person 1: C - 2 stole all my granola bars when he came over to my house!
C - 2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

FruitSnacks 

Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.
Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1: