instant piss

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 05, 2021

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 08, 2021

C - 2

Another way of spelling "C2". The infamous granola bar stealer.

(See: C2)

Person 1: C - 2 stole all my granola bars when he came over to my house!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

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by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 10, 2022

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

C2

someone who takes granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C2: GRANOLA BAR!!!!
Other C2: MINE!
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE!!!!
C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

FruitSnacks

Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.

Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021