Friendship

Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.

In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

drop the orange

Fart

I have to drop the orange

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 08, 2021

Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 08, 2021

FruitSnacks

Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.

Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.

I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 09, 2021

aresed

Common misspelling of the word "arsed"

(see: arsed)

Some dude online: I can't be aresed!
Some other dude online: Actually, it's spelled "arsed"

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 16, 2021

C + 2

C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)

C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021