Definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

C-2 

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

C-2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola bar 

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

Granola bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola-Bar 

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

Granola-Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola bars 

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

Granola bars by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C 2 

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

C 2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

aresed 

Common misspelling of the word "arsed"

(see: arsed)

Some dude online: I can't be aresed!
Some other dude online: Actually, it's spelled "arsed"

aresed by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 16, 2021

C-002 

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

C-002 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021