THE REAL MAYO MAN's definitions

all the balls

Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.

Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 8, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 85642J: C-2 STOLE MY GRANOLA BAR!!!
C-2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

C-2

Granola bar thief. Forces people to give up granola bars. Creates fake granola-bar bsed friendships.

C-2 forced me to give away my granola bar!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 6, 2021

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.

Person 1: My friend took the granola bar from my lunchbox again!

Person 2: I told you she was a C 2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.

I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021

22843947

Part of the passcode to get into a cult called The Company. The other part is "surrender submit sacrifice serve survive"

Person 1: Hey, wanna join this sexist cult?
Person 2: Why the fuck would I wanna-
Person 1: The code is surrender submit sacrifice serve survive 22843947
Person 2: Fuck off you cunt

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 12, 2022