FruitSnacks

Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.

Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Lang Belta

Language spoken by the Belters in The Expanse

Lang Belta words include beltalowda and kaka felota

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 25, 2022

Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

PETA

Pieces of shit.

PETA: *kills 10,000 pets and doesn't care*

Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*

by THE REAL MAYO MAN June 28, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C 2

A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

c- 2

A c- 2 is someone who really really REALLY loves granola bars (and fruit snacks). This usually ends up being a bad thing as they usually end up creating fake friendships to trick people into giving them granola bars.

Person 29: c- 2 keeps forcing me to give up my granola bars!
Person 1: Yeah, he kind of does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021