THE REAL MAYO MAN's definitions

Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

Granola bars

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

PETA

Pieces of shit.

PETA: *kills 10,000 pets and doesn't care*

Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*

by THE REAL MAYO MAN June 28, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C 2

A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

c2

Steals granola bars. Makes fake friendships to force people to hand over their granola bars. GIVE C2 YOUR GRANOLA BARS!

Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!

Everyone but C2:
WE KNOW

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021