Definitions by THE OLD SCHOOLER

tapeworm 

He is in arguably the gayest of all creatures. He's pink, he's a worm, and he likes to go up your butt.

I got a tapeworm from eating Chipotle.

tapeworm by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018

shiba inu

He a cute doggo. So cute he steal yo girl.

bf: I love you girl- aww hell naw-why she leaving with that shiba inu?
gf: You're not floofy enough!
shiba: Doing you a seduce...

shiba inu by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 4, 2018

shiba

A fire type doggo. Well known to be good bois.

That's one thick shiba.

shiba by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 31, 2018

downward doggo

A doggo that is waving his butt in the air with his head on the ground. (Playful position)

Look at that downward doggo!

downward doggo by THE OLD SCHOOLER May 11, 2018

Nape Rape 

When someone creepily breaths down the back of your neck.

Person1: Hey bro what's up? Person2: Nothing much- Oh shit! ! Person1: What? Carl: hahah! Person2: Carl just nape raped me! Person 1: Carl, WTF? Carl: HAHA!

Nape Rape by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 21, 2017

wagina rape 

When somebody takes their filthy wenis and jams it inside you're wagina! (Elbow in forearm)

Keith came behind me and grabbed my arm then shoved his nasty wenis all up in my wagina! I've been violated!!!! I've been Wagina Raped! He stole my innocence!!!!!

wagina rape by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 21, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

A place where lots of shitty definitions are accepted but some of my best ones are turned down.

Dude 1:Man, I was looking at some of those definitions people put on Urban Dictionary, and half of them were not even that funny.
Dude 2: I know right? Like half of my best ones weren't even accepted!

Urban Dictionary by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 1, 2017