A holiday to celebrate everything we're grateful for. Like killing off the majority of a once great people and turning their beautiful continent into a shopping mall. After eating one hella big meal, we get drunk and head over to the local mall for black Friday. That's where we cut off a five year old girl's arm to get to the doll that she was reaching for. Sodomizing a big bird with some bread crumbs is a dinner staple.
Bob: Happy Thanksgiving my dude!
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 22, 2018
My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017
A flask you keep in your back pocket to take out and pass around when shit gets boring. (So always) Good for church, school, work, family occasions, funerals ect.
Person 1: This church lunch is so boring!
Person 2: I know right? Lucky for you I always got me trusty booty flask!
Person 2: I know right? Lucky for you I always got me trusty booty flask!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER December 01, 2018
bf: I love you girl- aww hell naw-why she leaving with that shiba inu?
gf: You're not floofy enough!
shiba: Doing you a seduce...
gf: You're not floofy enough!
shiba: Doing you a seduce...
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 05, 2018
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 22, 2018
Person1: Hey bro what's up? Person2: Nothing much- Oh shit! ! Person1: What? Carl: hahah! Person2: Carl just nape raped me! Person 1: Carl, WTF? Carl: HAHA!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 22, 2017
A very dirty dollar.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017