THE OLD SCHOOLER's definitions

Nape Rape

When someone creepily breaths down the back of your neck.

Person1: Hey bro what's up? Person2: Nothing much- Oh shit! ! Person1: What? Carl: hahah! Person2: Carl just nape raped me! Person 1: Carl, WTF? Carl: HAHA!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 21, 2017

dead ass

When shit is real. I mean REAL, real.

I think I'm gonna take that last shot like, dead ass.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 21, 2018

oobama

He shines with awesomeness. When you gaze upon his glorious likeness,the only sound you'll be able to utter is "oo."

Person 1: Is that...?
Person 2: Yes, oobama!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where lots of shitty definitions are accepted but some of my best ones are turned down.

Dude 1:Man, I was looking at some of those definitions people put on Urban Dictionary, and half of them were not even that funny.
Dude 2: I know right? Like half of my best ones weren't even accepted!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 1, 2017

Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole

Fidget Spinners.

My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

shiba

A fire type doggo. Well known to be good bois.

That's one thick shiba.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 31, 2018

Millionth Dollar

A very dirty dollar.

That clam took me millionth dollar!!!!! Ahaha why?

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017