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Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
by TADPOOL June 3, 2023
mugGet the Scrotum Totemmug.

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
by TADPOOL January 31, 2018
mugGet the Cryptocurrency Minersmug.

Comb-Over

An incredibly popular men's hairstyle that tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a douchebag

*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*
Everyone seems to have comb-overs lately. Nazi Youth would be proud!
by TADPOOL August 22, 2017
mugGet the Comb-Overmug.

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