T.'s definitions

scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

big shocker

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat

two in the gap, one in the crap

by T. March 1, 2004

Gluvak

Short Yugoslavian male, prone to abuse from roommate. Uses unique pick up lines like “you look like a well done turkey”. Enjoys the finer things in life like a good old-fashioned face sitting. He loves the juice!

Look at Gluvak thrusting in the corner.

by T. May 10, 2003