bingobaub

a rich, white, prettyboy between the ages of mid-teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.

One veteran diver to another: "Man, I've been spearfishing for 26 years and I have yet to spear a cow bluefin tuna, or any fish over 100lbs and then there's these bingobaubs who have only been spearfishing for 2-5 years who go out and spear the fish I've waited my entire spearfishing career to spear. It's so not fair!"
Diver 2: "Don't concern yourself with those shits. Everything's easy when you can rely on daddy's money and boat to put you on fish you haven't earned. There's no glory in that. Don't give up on your goals, regardless of the challenges you face. Things will happen."

by T-Rex75 August 3, 2021

beardboy

Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.

I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.

by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024