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a rich, white, prettyboy between the ages of mid-teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.
One veteran diver to another: "Man, I've been spearfishing for 26 years and I have yet to spear a cow bluefin tuna, or any fish over 100lbs and then there's these bingobaubs who have only been spearfishing for 2-5 years who go out and spear the fish I've waited my entire spearfishing career to spear. It's so not fair!"
Diver 2: "Don't concern yourself with those shits. Everything's easy when you can rely on daddy's money and boat to put you on fish you haven't earned. There's no glory in that. Don't give up on your goals, regardless of the challenges you face. Things will happen."
Diver 2: "Don't concern yourself with those shits. Everything's easy when you can rely on daddy's money and boat to put you on fish you haven't earned. There's no glory in that. Don't give up on your goals, regardless of the challenges you face. Things will happen."
by T-Rex75 August 3, 2021
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I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.
by T-Rex75 September 12, 2020
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