bingobaub

a rich, white prettyboy between the ages of mid teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, constantly boast with pictures of big fish they speared on social media, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.

Veteran diver 1: "I can't stand all these bingobaubs who spear and land multiple triple digit pound fish after only spearfishing for 2 to 5 years. When I was their age, I was lucky enough to only spear 20-30 pound fish. I've been diving for a good 26 years and still haven't scored fish of that caliber."

Veteran diver 2: "Yeah, but there's no glory in spearing those fish that you had to use daddy's boat to spear. The more dues paying, time and blood you pour into getting fish like that makes them more meaningful. We can only hope these little twats don't blow up the sport anymore than it already has been due to social media bragging posts."

by T-Rex75 August 05, 2021

stylecramper(s)

One or more people who coincidentally are doing the same thing you want to do at the same time or cramp your style.

I planned to eat at this one random, obscure restaurant that I frequent often, but the other afternoon when I went for an early dinner, 6 stylecramper(s) and their families showed up at the same time in the parking lot and beat me to the front door to be seated by the host. It was a totally random and infuriating event as this place is never busy.

by T-Rex75 February 07, 2023