Definitions by T Bubala

Pulled a Rubio 

When you need to stop talking to take a drink of water.

Trump made fun of Marco Rubio for pausing to take a sip of water during a debate response. He "pulled a Rubio" during his press conference the other day!

Pulled a Rubio by T Bubala November 16, 2017

Porch Cramp 

A painful spasm/cramp of the asshole that can cause you to jump up from the chair on your porch.

Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.

Porch Cramp by T Bubala November 28, 2011