Porch Cramp

A painful spasm/cramp of the asshole that can cause you to jump up from the chair on your porch.

Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.

by T Bubala November 28, 2011

Pulled a Rubio

When you need to stop talking to take a drink of water.

Trump made fun of Marco Rubio for pausing to take a sip of water during a debate response. He "pulled a Rubio" during his press conference the other day!

by T Bubala November 16, 2017