3 definitions by T & E

maryjane rottencrotch

A woman of Marine Corps lore who is the ubiquitous whore in every port.

Also, a derogatory name for your girlfriend/wife back home when you are away in the Marine Corps.

"Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane RottenCrotch through her pretty, pink panties are over!!!!!"

by T & E August 15, 2005

beefalodon

A Beefalodon is similar to a buffarilla. An enormous, disgusting female who evokes gags and vomit upon sight.

A woman who causes myocardial infarction upon awakening.

A woman, by her very horrific appearance can steal your soul if you are stupid enough to accidently look her in the eye.

"Have you seen Milhous' new beefalodon?" "Don't look her in the eye or she will steal your soul."

by T & E August 15, 2005

Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.

Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!

by T & E August 15, 2005