Definitions by Swoleness
OnlyFools
Another word for OnlyFans, used for two purposes: first, to reinforce the truth that only a foolish, desperate simp would actually pay for the "services" offered on the site, and second, to circumvent the various social media censorship filters which don't allow criticism of OnlyFans
Uke
The original meaning of uke is one of two training partners in martial arts. The tori is the partner performing a technique, and the uke is the partner receiving the technique.
Do you even lift?
While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.
Do you even lift? by Swoleness February 8, 2023
Black Friday
Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
Black Friday by Swoleness November 25, 2022
stepdad joke
stepdad joke by Swoleness November 25, 2022