staff

a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim

Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.

by Swedish Bob September 26, 2006

chos

chos is another word for nachos. it is nachos without the "na" part.

Hey Harrison, can I gank some of your chos.

by Swedish Bob October 06, 2006

drop dead fred

a movie made in the mid-ninties of epic crapiness. the movie consists of creepy antics from a british child molestor.

man that movie sucked. it was almost as bad as drop dead fred

by Swedish Bob September 01, 2006

german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.

I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.

by Swedish Bob November 10, 2006

quarter whore

A girl that needs quarters to do laundry. She is willing to steal expensive objects from people(usually gold) in order to sell them to get more quarters. The best way to stop a quarter whore is to yell out "Dammit woman, give me back my quarters".

Maureen: Ha Ha, I stole your money.
Unsespecting guy: Dammit woman, give me back my change.
Maureen:Okay, here are your quarters.
Unsespecting guy: You are such a quarter whore

by Swedish Bob September 28, 2006

House of the Rising Sun

One of the greatest rock songs of all time. The best known version of the song was done by the Animals in 1965. "Rising Sun" is an old british term for whore house. Whether or not that is the songs intended meaning is unknown.

Remember that scene in Casino where all the guys are getting killed and they play House of the Rising Sun. That was awesome.

by Swedish Bob October 17, 2006

man talk

highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode

guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much
unwanted female: What are you talking about?
guy#1: Dammit woman!!
guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk.

by Swedish Bob October 19, 2006