2 definitions by Swan Schlong
A slag who fucks their way into various clubs, organizations, online forums and/or political affiliations in order to dominate the men who hurt them i.e. dad. Unironically uses terminology inconsistent with the actual squids, matts, tools and bears who avoid them like plague. A sufferer of Histrionic Personality Disorder, at best described as "handsome" or "tough". Uses they/them adjectives as an opening line (speaking passive-aggressively through complete randos) and refers to itself in the first person thereafter, a dragnet resembles a net dragged between a few fat-assed tugs that trowl the ocean leaving nothing resembling life behind it. Known as immature lovers, put away wet and just plain 'ol "balls", dragnets have all the characteristics of a fishwife without any of the trade knowledge or ability to just let things go.
Has kids by tugs and whoever got the dope. Unironically wonders why all the serial killer docs it watched never panned out. Dragnets are completely dependent on tugs, unlike respectable whores and sluts who have jobs and rightly view tugs as nothing more than dickless man-children and pimps.
Has kids by tugs and whoever got the dope. Unironically wonders why all the serial killer docs it watched never panned out. Dragnets are completely dependent on tugs, unlike respectable whores and sluts who have jobs and rightly view tugs as nothing more than dickless man-children and pimps.
Peggy: You're too smart for your own good, duder. Peggy doesn't need another smartass mouth to feed, peggy's gonna call up Matt and Claude, have 'em bring a few squids over and they'll kick y--
Keith: --Peggy, you're not much more than a dragnet. I'm not going to stick around and wait for you to get your ass beat in the driveway by tugs and squids looking to beat someone down for interrupting their meth session. Smell ya later, B.I.
Keith: --Peggy, you're not much more than a dragnet. I'm not going to stick around and wait for you to get your ass beat in the driveway by tugs and squids looking to beat someone down for interrupting their meth session. Smell ya later, B.I.
by Swan Schlong November 11, 2021
Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.
Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.
by Swan Schlong November 11, 2021