Erin is a manipulative, duplicitous bitch with the brain capability of a turnip and the looks of a spanner
by Swaggy longbottom September 23, 2017
Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
by Swaggy longbottom November 02, 2017
A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.
by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017