Definitions by Swaggy longbottom

Carpenters delight 

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.

I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.

Carpenters delight by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017

Erin 

Erin is a manipulative, duplicitous bitch with the brain capability of a turnip and the looks of a spanner

What a great week I’m having, can always trust Erin to ruin it tho

Erin by Swaggy longbottom September 25, 2017

Keyhole squish 

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

Keyhole squish by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017