Suzgirl 's definitions

hijackchick

That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.

I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.

by suzgirl September 21, 2019

Myfuckingbody

Myfuckingbody is my fucking body which belongs to me and only me. I get to do what I want with it, how I want, where I want, when I want, and with whom I want. No person, no law, no government, no religion can tell me what to do with Myfuckingbody. It's Myfuckingbody so it's my fucking choice.

It's Myfuckingbody so I have the choice to do whatever the fuck I want to do with it.

by suzgirl June 28, 2022

Momminder

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.

I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!

by suzgirl September 12, 2021

WTFFRS

What The Fuck For Real Shit. When you just can't believe that real fuckin shit is happening in the present reality. It's insane that this horrible fuckin shit is happening and its totally for real. We are living it in real time.

WTFFRS are you talking about? I'm telling you, we must be in a movie, this fuckin horrible shit just doesn't happen in real life, but the fuck it is!

by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Momjunk

Momjunk are all the little things Moms need to feel and know to be content and loved.

Mom asked me to call her as soon as my plane landed, that's her Momjunk. As soon as I got my grade, I had to tell my Mom to fill her Momjunk. Right after the team try-outs, I called Mom to let her know how it went, yup, more Momjunk.

by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Cheapacitus

This is a disease a person has when they constantly make fake medical excuses for not attending family events, resturant meals, or any costly family functions.

So your Dad did't attend your marriage and didn't help to share in the cost because he was sick, again. Dude, I think he has a bad case of Cheapacitus! He's not really sick, he just doesn't want to part with his money.

by Suzgirl June 27, 2024

damnsuperfab

When something is seriously super fabulous, it's damnsuperfab.

Oh ya! Look at that girl's dress! She's damnsuperfab man!

by suzgirl January 17, 2017