Susanna Katyn's definitions

hand-to-cock resuscitation

A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.

Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation

by Susanna Katyn August 10, 2009

Wank'd

A candid camera show in which the 'victim' - generally a famous celebrity - is induced through subtle forms of temptation to engage in a spot of masturbation, unaware that his or her sinful exploits are being filmed. As the unsuspecting victim approaches climax, Ashton Kutcher leaps out and yells "You've been Wank'd". Famous victims include Tobey Maguire and Robbie Williams.

"Did you see 'Wank'd' last night? Kutcher jumped out on Carmen Electra just as she was taking the dildo out of her ass!"

by Susanna Katyn August 21, 2009