Definitions by Susan Teller-Gerdes

Splouge 

Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.

He hacked up a splouge of phlem.

Splouge by Susan Teller-Gerdes October 14, 2007

Schlub 

Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.

He is such a schlub.

Schlub by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 10, 2007