Schlub

Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 10, 2007
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Splouge

Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.
He hacked up a splouge of phlem.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes October 14, 2007
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