monkeyface

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

by Susan Robb June 15, 2009

sublime

A slice of lime in your gin and tonic that floats to the bottom of the glass and looks rotten.

I knew before I had a sip of my gin and tonic that it wasn't going to taste all that great because I got stuck with a sublime.

by Susan Robb June 06, 2010

red herring

a passe term that most folks would like to dispense with - bringing to mind smelly fish. A pretentious saying that only pundits and a-holes use.

He brought up the term "red herring" in a conversation and his entourage looked at one another like he had leprosy.

by Susan Robb September 24, 2009

jai ho

An Indian saying meaning "You are my destiny." For those of us that cannot translate this, it means take action and go for the girl/guy that turns you on. Basically, go with your gut and pursue the person that touches your soul.

When I met David, I felt compelled to jump and shout Jai Ho!

by Susan Robb June 16, 2009

kloots

a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling

Hey Kloots, how was your day?

by Susan Robb June 15, 2009