"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!
Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!
by Super Guy March 23, 2004

"Skeet" means "to ejaculate?" Damn! I thought skeet was a game played with a shotgun and flying clay targets!
by Super Guy March 15, 2004

by Super Guy April 13, 2004

by Super Guy May 11, 2004
