Andris

Andris is straight husband material; an absolute gigachad of a dude. He could have some questionable hobbies, but without a doubt that's made up for by the raw sex appeal. Andris will give you life-changing hugs and cuddles. Don't sleep on a guy named Andris, he's great all around with good humor and good looks. Oh, and don't forget the size of his magnum dong.

"Did you hear Andris is a massive weeb?"
"I don't even care I'd still let him smash lmao"