Suisare crasher's definitions

pizza pan

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.

The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.

by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004

cherub chewable

A booger, left by kids under tables, on walls, etc.

The kids keep leaving little cherub chewables under the table.

by Suisare crasher July 30, 2004

lite rock

See muzak.

Bland, boring muzak

by Suisare crasher June 22, 2004

suisare

A party thrown by a neighbor who didn't invite you.

What? You didn't invite me to your suisare? Fuck you!

by suisare crasher December 1, 2003

electrical banana

A banana with a fork stuck in each end, connected to 120 volts A.C. Peels itself when electrified.

Electrical bananas are for people too lazy to peel their own bananas. Don't forget to unplug it before you eat it!

by suisare crasher March 30, 2004

suisare stopper

A stink bomb thrown over the fence when the neighbors are having a suisare. Emits a strong foul odor and sends 'em scattering, effectively ending the suisare.

I'm going nuts with all that noise from next door. Where's that suisare stopper?!

by suisare crasher October 15, 2004

Alice's Restaurant

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.

Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

by Suisare crasher July 31, 2004