Definitions by SugarShaker

Swamp Cooler 

A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.

Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!

Swamp Cooler by SugarShaker September 8, 2017

Beer Tits 

An extremely large pair of breasts, usually mounted on a petit blond who can drink twice her own body weight in lager nightly, alcoholic amnaesia is a side effect, rendering any fondling of the 'Beer Tits' useless to the owner.

I was driving home last night at 7.30 pm and these 'Beer Tits' just popped out of the pub into the road and wrote off my new Ford Mondeo.

Beer Tits by Sugarshaker February 10, 2004