Definitions by Sugar Shane

Rascal patch 

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.

Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.

Rascal patch by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018

batty-riderz 

Extremely short / tight shorts like those worn by cyclists and 1970's olympic long distance runners.

Dude I can see the bottom of that guys nuts hanging out of those batty-riderz shorts he's wearing.

batty-riderz by Sugar Shane August 26, 2009

schvance 

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang

Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.

schvance by Sugar Shane June 23, 2005