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To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
by Sue D. Nymme December 15, 2005

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The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 10, 2007

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