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Definitions by Stumpystumps

Cashew Bag 

a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
Cashew Bag by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Poop Chalk 

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
Poop Chalk by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Gnome Funeral

when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
Gnome Funeral by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Wang Wax 

when a man refuse to wash his swamp balls and a soapy substance forms and solidifies into nasty clump of dick cacoon
His junk was so nasty it hung from his taint like a bowling ball of wang wax
Wang Wax by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosterbone 

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.
Testosterbone by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.
Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

Socket Pocket 

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
Socket Pocket by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010