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Lemon Droppers

when one finds their lemon drop candy box containing only rabbit droppings. Often arises as a joke or dare at the lemon drop factory.
Johnny: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Mischevious Chalice

the unlucky occurance of your cup running away or dumping it's contents in your lap to make it appear you have urinated.
Tim: let's go buy some lemonade from the neighbor kids stand.
Kyle: No way, they gave me a mischevious chalice when I didn't leave them a tip.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Bonerbo

a hybird, highly evolutionized breed of the present bonobo monkey. Basically the rapists of the jungle.
Charlie: Why is that bonobo crying mom?
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Opportunity Trailer Park

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Cashew Bag

a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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