Definitions by Stumpystumps
Bonerbo
a hybird, highly evolutionized breed of the present bonobo monkey. Basically the rapists of the jungle.
Charlie: Why is that bonobo crying mom?
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
Bonerbo by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Poop Chalk
dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
Poop Chalk by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Cashew Bag
a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
Cashew Bag by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Wang Wax
when a man refuse to wash his swamp balls and a soapy substance forms and solidifies into nasty clump of dick cacoon
Wang Wax by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Testosterbone
the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
Testosterbone by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Flounder Poundage
the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.
Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
Flounder Poundage by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010
Socket Pocket
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
Socket Pocket by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010