Stuart's definitions

knob reno

1.a person who goes through life pissing everyone off
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them

Grant Bennett

by stuart December 5, 2003

Tyrone Biggums

A crack dealer who sells real estate and just won fear factor and with the money he won he accuired the words biggest rock.

"Thank ya teacher bitch"-tyrone biggums

by stuart June 20, 2006

manky

Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.

Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.

by Stuart September 10, 2003

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.

Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.

by stuart June 9, 2005

Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

by Stuart April 27, 2004

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

panckae

a yummy food used when you are at war to throw at the bad guys and to harness its power to blow up Japan

A high tech nuclear battle suit that will be used in the war between the Aliens from mars and the Earthlings of 2223

by Stuart December 18, 2003