The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.
by STREETBIKEtakeover April 30, 2009
::While at a party:::
Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-
"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-
"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 06, 2009
The fourth Thursday in November of each year. On this day, all females must show thanks to their men by giving then a stern tugging on their genitalia
by StreetBikeTakeover November 25, 2009
When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.
Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."
by StreetBikeTakeover August 05, 2009
by StreetBikeTakeover July 26, 2010