Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.
Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"
by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009
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DJ Youtube

A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)
"Hey DJ youtube, Spin that shit. I wanna hear Beat It, by Pierce the Veil"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 23, 2009
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clambump

The often confusing bulge on some womens pants, commonly mistaken for a penis bulge.
"Yo Nick, did you see Patty on register 7?"
"Bro, idk if thats a girl or not, did you see that clambump??"
by StreetBikeTakeover June 15, 2009
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Yanksgiving

The fourth Thursday in November of each year. On this day, all females must show thanks to their men by giving then a stern tugging on their genitalia
Guy- "Good morning baby"
Lady friend- "Happy Yanksgiving"
Guy- "Ready to get this over with..?"
by StreetBikeTakeover November 26, 2009
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Herpes Multiplex

A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.
Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"
by StreetBikeTakeover July 26, 2009
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