3 definitions by Street Salami

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
by Street Salami July 21, 2023
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A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."

"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."

"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 11, 2022
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Vegetarian 'Chicken' Nuggets

Australian Slang, possibly derived from Chicken Nuggets.

Not to be confused with Chimpkin Nugrats, which are 40% chimp meat.
"The Chimkin Nugrats are almost fully cooked."

"Wait did you say CHIMPkin or CHIMkin? You know i'm allergic to primate meat!"
by Street Salami October 23, 2023
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