Definitions by Straight Up Ums

Hangin In The Guest House 

Anal

Hang that phat cock in this ole’ girls guest house honey! Then you’ll be hangin in the guest house.

Hangin In The Guest House by Straight Up Ums July 11, 2025

Ham Salad Party 

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

Ham Salad Party by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Fluffy Frenchie 

When you give analingus to a hairy French girl and she farts mid ass eating then her butt hairs blow into your face.

Bucky was chowing down on Juliette’s butthole something fierce, I mean that son of a bitch was tonsil deep, then she blew a Fluffy Frenchie so big he almost choked on her ass hair.

Fluffy Frenchie by Straight Up Ums October 28, 2023

Ride the Jellybean 

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.

Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.

Ride the Jellybean by Straight Up Ums June 6, 2020