A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.
At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.
by Stop the Pendulum April 08, 2006
I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.
by Stop the pendulum January 04, 2006
To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.
You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.
I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.
I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.
by Stop the Pendulum August 14, 2006
The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.
Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!
by Stop the Pendulum April 05, 2006
Male: I'm the man. It's a man's world and you belong beneath me, bitch.
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!
by Stop the Pendulum March 15, 2006
What's the deal with all these wiggers? It seems like Eminem started a new fad among young whites: self-hatred.
by Stop the Pendulum August 09, 2005
1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.
2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."
From cat+adolescent
2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."
From cat+adolescent
My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.
by Stop the Pendulum August 11, 2005